my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago
"we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual"
I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none
IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY
a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
*leaves facebook forever*
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call