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to the moon and back


awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago


"we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual"

Jul 23rd at 2AM / via: anephemerallove / op: disnxy / 35,177 notes

Jul 23rd at 2AM / via: this--too--shall--pass / op: 5fifth / 172,804 notes



Jul 23rd at 2AM / via: summerhigh / op: w-h-0-r-e-n-d-0-u-s / 556,027 notes

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY


Jul 23rd at 2AM / via: stability / op: stupidstagram / 248,948 notes

stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 


zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image


crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.


australianpikachu:


australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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Jul 23rd at 2AM / via: cheese-and-happiness / op: praises / 449,024 notes

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is



Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: stability / op: bombing / 241,929 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: stocked / op: littlecat-16 / 260,221 notes